I've always been told I'm a funny guy. I'm never sure whether that's a compliment or an insult. I guess after being told that often enough, I just decided to accept my fate and try to be intentionally funny. I share my unique perspective on life in several venues. On this page you'll find links to my current columns and enough back articles to make you tired of reading them. Enjoy and feel free to contact me with praise and offers of money.